tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post8189918479157570098..comments2023-11-21T06:30:09.107-08:00Comments on Reading the Paranormal: Review: Naughty for Christmas by Selene NoreenKelly Rubidouxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07860403261439777385noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-26182675973359864492011-12-04T19:32:33.827-08:002011-12-04T19:32:33.827-08:00Missie: Do zombies need to be pleasured with GIANT...Missie: Do zombies need to be pleasured with GIANT GREEN DILDOS or do they get their pleasure from rending and eating human flesh? I think this is a question for the scholars.Kelly Rubidouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860403261439777385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-59850253700974165842011-12-04T19:03:49.753-08:002011-12-04T19:03:49.753-08:00Now, I'm wondering if zombies have any use for...Now, I'm wondering if zombies have any use for GIANT GREEN DILDOS.Missie, The Unread Readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10548256640926555361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-21704323527840642232011-11-30T16:54:43.073-08:002011-11-30T16:54:43.073-08:00Ruby: Misspelling DILDO is embarrassing? Hahaha! Y...Ruby: Misspelling DILDO is embarrassing? Hahaha! You are so cute. You just postulated that the GIANT GREEN ALIEN with GIANT GREEN ALIEN MAN PARTS is the least well-endowed on his GIANT GREEN DILDO PLANET. Trust me, no one was looking at the spelling. Lol!<br /><br />As for why you just can't be happy for them: I DON'T KNOW! But I also have questions that haven't yet been answered. Someone needs to write a sequel so these burning questions are not longer burning.Kelly Rubidouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860403261439777385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-66364023000042625282011-11-30T16:38:37.473-08:002011-11-30T16:38:37.473-08:00Whoa. Just realized I misspelled "DILDO."...Whoa. Just realized I misspelled "DILDO." <i>That's</i> embarrassing.<br /><br />No answers re: Hood's mom knowing Trisha was her son's mate. Why can't I just be happy for them? What's wrong with me?Rubitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14929614007516530129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-48060369941800209782011-11-30T09:30:35.033-08:002011-11-30T09:30:35.033-08:00Kelly: But women don't have a cock to think wi...Kelly: But women don't have a cock to think with, so they have to use their BRAIN. That's why we're far more superior to men, even aliens from PLANET GIANT DILDO.Amanda @ On a Book Benderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03975515860710635598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-27445802114729273732011-11-30T07:25:17.135-08:002011-11-30T07:25:17.135-08:00Ruby: But they were all mate-y. Like, destined and...Ruby: But they were all mate-y. Like, destined and stuff. HOW DID HIS MOM KNOW THAT TRISHA WAS HOOD'S DESTINED LADY FRIEND?!?!?!Kelly Rubidouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860403261439777385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-51235206589738015542011-11-30T06:00:51.303-08:002011-11-30T06:00:51.303-08:00Or-or!- she knew that his inferior-sized GIANT GRE...Or-or!- she knew that his inferior-sized GIANT GREEN PENIS was a result of her Earth genes and she felt guilty that all the females on PLANET GIANT DIDLO laughed at him so she found him an Earth girl.Rubitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14929614007516530129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-81532619894716816812011-11-29T16:48:03.858-08:002011-11-29T16:48:03.858-08:00Amanda: I'm a little curious now how his mom k...Amanda: I'm a little curious now how his mom knew that Trisha was Hood's mate in the first place. She didn't have a burning hot piece of man flesh to guide her. HOW DID SHE KNOW?!?!Kelly Rubidouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860403261439777385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-84744299030677903432011-11-29T09:42:52.696-08:002011-11-29T09:42:52.696-08:00But his mother was from earth, so it's possibl...But his mother was from earth, so it's possible she thought that earth women make far superior mates.Amanda @ On a Book Benderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03975515860710635598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-72022440646418365062011-11-29T07:09:35.246-08:002011-11-29T07:09:35.246-08:00Ruby: Bwahahahahahahaha! I think you figured it ou...Ruby: Bwahahahahahahaha! I think you figured it out! You're good at finding subtext!Kelly Rubidouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860403261439777385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-53990687125957578192011-11-29T07:06:15.274-08:002011-11-29T07:06:15.274-08:00Oh my god! I just realized! That's why his mom...Oh my god! I just realized! That's why his mom had to go to earth to find him a mate! He was considered inferior on his own planet. It all makes sense now.Rubitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14929614007516530129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-17180941074123664752011-11-29T07:01:58.471-08:002011-11-29T07:01:58.471-08:00Yes, but what I want to know is if he's massiv...Yes, but what I want to know is if he's massively oversized on his own planet? What if Trisha gets there and finds out he's got the smallest penis on PLANET GIANT GREEN DILDO?Rubitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14929614007516530129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-52103609343031514782011-11-28T19:08:32.581-08:002011-11-28T19:08:32.581-08:00Ruby: No, silly. It only burns the first time. Of ...Ruby: No, silly. It only burns the first time. Of course. The other times he's just massively oversized.Kelly Rubidouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860403261439777385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-52060210549613693542011-11-28T18:04:08.121-08:002011-11-28T18:04:08.121-08:00Ah...no. Green reminds me of gangrene. I don't...Ah...no. Green reminds me of gangrene. I don't think I could mate with a GIANT GREEN DILDO/ALIEN. Does it burn all the time? Because that doesn't bode well for their relationship.Rubyhttp://www.rubysreads.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-70340223010487225752011-11-28T17:49:35.792-08:002011-11-28T17:49:35.792-08:00Ruby: The GIANT GREEN DILDO is modeled after Hood&...Ruby: The GIANT GREEN DILDO is modeled after Hood's parts. *It* doesn't burn, but his man flesh does when in the presence of his mate. Are you excited about meeting your own GIANT GREEN DILDO/ALIEN MATE NOW?Kelly Rubidouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860403261439777385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-21037513248587480812011-11-28T17:48:19.656-08:002011-11-28T17:48:19.656-08:00Amanda: Yes, it only burns until the joining. HAV...Amanda: Yes, it only burns until the joining. HAVE FUN!Kelly Rubidouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860403261439777385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-29378991597255010072011-11-28T17:34:14.764-08:002011-11-28T17:34:14.764-08:00So...the GIANT GREEN DILDO isn't just GIANT, i...So...the GIANT GREEN DILDO isn't just GIANT, it also burning? Yikes.Rubitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14929614007516530129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-34019415344788235242011-11-28T17:32:36.740-08:002011-11-28T17:32:36.740-08:00But it only will burn until we have mated, yes? O...But it only will burn until we have mated, yes? Or am I remembering this wrong? The GIANT GREEN DILDO is so distracting.Amanda @ On a Book Benderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03975515860710635598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-45746875607682638642011-11-28T17:19:42.841-08:002011-11-28T17:19:42.841-08:00Amanda: EXACTLY! Plus, you get a giant green alien...Amanda: EXACTLY! Plus, you get a giant green alien guy who can change his shape and has burning hot man parts to pleasure you with. You're welcome!Kelly Rubidouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860403261439777385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-85188645503921804122011-11-28T17:17:03.349-08:002011-11-28T17:17:03.349-08:00What do I win for racking up all these points? I ...What do I win for racking up all these points? I bet it's going to be a GIANT GREEN DILDO.Amanda @ On a Book Benderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03975515860710635598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-17891931421455604692011-11-28T17:06:40.805-08:002011-11-28T17:06:40.805-08:00Amanda: I approve of your gratuitous use of the ph...Amanda: I approve of your gratuitous use of the phrase GIANT GREEN DILDO. Extra points for using ALL CAPS every time. Triple word score for throwing a #GutterPass on yourself.Kelly Rubidouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860403261439777385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-60503572018754372022011-11-28T15:38:57.196-08:002011-11-28T15:38:57.196-08:00Kelly: I hadn't even thought of that! But you...Kelly: I hadn't even thought of that! But you're right. However, with the GIANT GREEN DILDO in the summary, it would seem wrong not to use it. I think I would have been upset if they hadn't used the GIANT GREEN DILDO in some way. If I am promised a GIANT GREEN DILDO, then gosh darn it, I want my GIANT GREEN DILDO. That last sentence was written purely to use GIANT GREEN DILDO more times. #GutterPassAmanda @ On a Book Benderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03975515860710635598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-44744903882297877752011-11-28T13:43:52.957-08:002011-11-28T13:43:52.957-08:00Hannah: Hood probably has a sex toy for that. Just...Hannah: Hood probably has a sex toy for that. Just sayin'.Kelly Rubidouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860403261439777385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-73167370202647492392011-11-28T13:29:15.264-08:002011-11-28T13:29:15.264-08:00You guys... seriously can't breathe! xDYou guys... seriously can't breathe! xDHannahhttp://onceuponatime.jaedia.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-974058109570919461.post-60108524920853984812011-11-28T12:39:16.705-08:002011-11-28T12:39:16.705-08:00Amanda: YES! That was AWESOME! I was thinking, si...Amanda: YES! That was AWESOME! I was thinking, since he can change size wouldn't it have made sense for him to start out *ahem* smaller and then work his way up to the FULL HOOD? You know, instead of using the GIANT GREEN DILDO to ready her?<br /><br />THESE ARE THE THINGS I THINK ABOUT!Kelly Rubidouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860403261439777385noreply@blogger.com