Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Threesome review: Bred by... by Audrey Grace

Three books. Three different types of monsters. Three darkly fun stories. I am blissing out on monster erotica. I don't regret it at all.

Books tied together by a breeding theme:
Bred by the Beast Tribe - Kindle
Bred by the Tentacles - Kindle
Bred by the Zombie Horde - Kindle

Bred by the Beast Tribe
Synopsis (Goodreads):
Sasha Smith and her agent have received a hot tip about a group of pre-human beast men living deep in an uncharted forest. She's researching Neanderthal social interaction for her next book, and this is just the opportunity she needs. But when, while on location with a documentary crew, she is quickly singled out and separated by the beast men, and she realizes it is because she is the only female there..
My Thoughts: If there's one thing I've learned from monster erotica it's "Never be the only female on an expedition." Followed closely by "Expect to be ravished and enjoy it no matter the circumstances." Sasha learned these lessons the hard way. *snickers* Oh, look. I said "hard".

Here's the deal -- pre-human beast men plus lone lady in the forest equals sexy times with enormous cocks. This is a given. And it works here. Sasha gets a monster boning (both literally and figuratively) and the beast men get their rocks off. All over her. I'm not going to lie, it was a monster gangbang to rival all others.

And I liked it. In the literary sense. *nods*


Bred by the Tentacles
Synopsis (Goodreads):
Eliza Summers is on vacation. She's hired a yacht and she's got a gorgeous toy boy to make love to her day and night. But when their yacht is attacked by a group of huge and girthy tentacles, Eliza is thrown from the boat and blacks out. She comes to, restrained by the tentacles. She quickly realizes what their plans are for her, and is at the mercy of their sexually insatiable appetite...
My Thoughts: You know what? I can appreciate a character who isn't afraid to say what she wants sexually. Yep, Eliza *definitely* knows what she wants out of her vacation boy toy. She wants some oral stimulation and she doesn't want him to go easy. Luckily for her, after a rousing round of oral gratification, she gets scooped up by a tentacle monster (at least I assume it's a monster, we never see more than the tentacles. Maybe it's just a bunch of tentacles. Huh.) who REALLY goes to town on her. Some girls have all the luck!

But seriously, this was a fun little tentacle foray that played upon all the things I enjoy about monster erotica -- Eliza was unwillingly aroused by the tentacles and their touching, she was eventually drugged up to make her compliant (nobody worry, it was totally organic! 100% tentacle spore dust for her consumption!), and she ended up liking it FAR MORE than she expected to when she initially woke up surrounded by tentacles. Added plus, she gets to have little baby tentacles now. Awwwww.

Fun with a side of suckers! For real!


Bred by the Zombie Horde
Synopsis (Goodreads):
Scarlett is a survivor of the zombie apocalypse. She roams the city, avoiding the throbbing undead masses, and staying alive. But her routine is interrupted when she sees a man running away from a throng of zombies. She can't help but notice that he's incredibly hot. She risks herself to save him, but things quickly spiral out of control, and she finds herself at the mercy of a horny zombie horde!
My Thoughts: Now, admittedly, the idea of zombies breeding women... well, the idea of zombies having sexy times with a living woman at all is kinda gross. At the same time, there's something compelling about it. Horny zombies, people. HORNY ZOMBIES! Why does this make me break into my maniacal laugh? HORNY ZOMBIES! Heeee!

As always, Audrey Grace has managed to take a slightly off kilter idea and give it a fair amount of substance. Scarlett has survival instincts and a lack of social skills. She's learned to keep moving and not make attachments. When things turn bad, she tries to stop her body from responding but... well, some things are just a lost cause. And the sexy zombie times commence.

It might make me twisted, but I kinda dug this. A lot.

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4 comments:

  1. I am still very skeptical about this zombie sex thing, but I'm dying over your reviews. Because, seriously. You've got all the fun lines.

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    1. "Sasha gets a monster boning (both literally and figuratively)..." Heh. Monster boning. Sometimes I'm surprised that Amazon lets me post these reviews to their site. But they do. So I keep writing them.

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