Sexy rocker vamps! YES! Also, THE SYNOPSIS! HEEEEEE!
When one of their own ties the knot with a dominatrix (no pun intended), The Impalers—a vampire rock band—are ready to party down. But trouble awaits them once again when they wake up…
Attending their bandmate Saxon’s wedding seemed simple enough for Johnny Malone and Drake Hanover. But after waking up in a dominatrix’s dungeon, they realize their cash and cell phones have been stolen—along with the bride’s wedding dress and the groom. And then there’s the matter of the two women in the room…
Loose cannon Johnny is handcuffed to Lizette, an uptight paper pusher. She wants to help save Johnny from the horrible fate in store for him at the hands of the Vampire Alliance, but he won’t sign the paperwork. Then there’s Josie, the waifish caterer from the reception, who rescues Drake from a sex swing. Josie may be cute and make a great cupcake, but Drake knows she might also be the thief. Or it could have been that gang of drag queens all dressed as Cher…
Regardless, Johnny and Lizette need to get out of these handcuffs. Drake and Josie need to find their missing belongings. And Saxon needs to be located before the Vampire Alliance comes down on them hard…
He looks like he forgot something. "Now, where did I put those car keys? Are they stuffed in my skintight leather pants? I have no pockets on this shirt...oops. I'm not wearing a shirt." *pets rippling abs*
ReplyDeleteHe had a rough night! People lose their shirts during rough nights, DON'T THEY? (and if not, THEY SHOULD!)
DeleteWHO RESCUES HIM FROM A SEX SWING. Who needs to be rescued from a sex swing btw?
ReplyDeleteDrake, apparently. I AM CURIOUS ABOUT THE SEX SWING NOW!
DeleteI don't think you're wrong! CHER!
ReplyDeleteLol! I know! The look on his face is cracking me up!
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