I like Twitter. I'm not going to pretend otherwise. I've had some crazy-ass conversations with some crazy-ass people. And I kind of think it rocks.
So if you don't follow me there, this is what you're missing out on...
1. I'm THISCLOSE to being convinced the apartment complex I'm working at (temporarily) was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. PEOPLE KEEP DYING OF NATURAL CAUSES AND I'M PRETTY DARN SURE IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN! On the brighter side, I did get to read the clean up report for one of the apartments. The term "biological contamination" was used with gusto. Well played, clean up crew. Well played.
2. One time, Amanda and I spent a hysterical hour tweeting using the word JIZZ in place of verbs. Or... whatever. I don't even know. I think I was jizz-drunk and just stuffing the word in all willy nilly wherever I thought it would fit. I'm laughing just thinking about it!
3. If you ask me for freebie smut recommendations, I WILL GIVE THEM TO YOU! And include a pithy comment with every rec! Also, expect some sort of tentacle smut book to be slipped in. #BecauseTentacles
The moral of this post is not only should you follow me (@soulswallo) but you should also follow Amanda (@BookBender) because we are LEGION! Also, #BecauseJizz.
JWL, man! JWL!