Thursday, July 18, 2013

Mercenary Abduction by Eve Langlais [Review]

Mercenary Abduction (Alien Abduction #4) by Eve Langlais
Format: ebook
Date read: May 14, 2013

Alien Abduction
1. Accidental Abduction
2. Intentional Abduction
3. Dual Abduction
4. Mercenary Abduction - Paperback | Kindle

Eve Langlais
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Synopsis (Goodreads):
All this mercenary wants is to kill and loot his way to fame and fortune, but his plans change when a human accidentally steals his heart.

Makl is looking to become the greatest mercenary the universe has known. In true family tradition, he leaves a trail of mayhem and bodies wherever he goes. steals the most priceless of items, ravishes females left and right. But that all ends the day he comes across the biggest prize of all – a human barbarian.

Fooled into thinking her a priceless virgin and captivated by her pale skinned, two-breasted frame, he abducts her, or at least means to. His plan goes somewhat awry. The not-so-innocent human becomes his partner in crime instead of his prisoner, and together they form an unstoppable duo. Tales of their misdeeds and budding passion become a universal sensation, but there’s no room in a mercenary’s life for a mate. Or is there?

For the first time in his life, the Mercenary’s Guide to Prosperity doesn’t have an answer to Makl’s questions, and there’s no visible threat for him to kill. What’s a poor, purple mercenary to do? Admit he’s in love – or ditch the delectable human?

Warning: This story contains a hot purple alien. Expect plenty of probing.
My Thoughts: Ha! I always end up so entertained by these books. I mean, purple alien badass meets human woman who isn't afraid to challenge him. Sparks fly! Clothing gets divested! Naked times happen! Oh, and a lot of people end of dying. Because, you know, that's what purple alien badasses do.

What did I love about this particular installment? Makl might seem like a big, dumb brute but he has a quick mind and an unquenchable thirst for danger. He's hilarious. I really, really, REALLY can't stop laughing at both his antics and his reasoning behind why he should be doing certain things - such as, having sex often is vital to mercenaries because it keeps them clear-headed. *laughs* Yep, that's right, he needs to have sex so that he stays on task during heists. Really, how can you argue with that?

While Makl likes the danger and bloodshed, Olivia's not so keep on that. But for her big, purple hunk, she's willing to give them both a try. The mind-blowing sex after (adrenaline high, people. Adrenaline high.) helps keep her in the game. Those two are just so cute together.

This series is fun and this installment doesn't disappoint. Big, purple, and alien. Probing never looked so good!


10 comments:

  1. Cha-CHING!

    Heh. This book has your name alllllllll over it.

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    1. This whole SERIES is a cornucopia of Kelly-delights! PURPLE ALIENS WHO KILL THINGS! *swoon*

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  2. Your right, this series is a lot of fun to read and I kick myself for not picking this one up yet.

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    1. Makl is a hoot! A HOOT! I highly recommend this bad boy.

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  3. Ahh need to give these a try. LOVE her FUC series.

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    1. I pretty much love anything Eve Langlais writes. Her books are SO FUN!

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  4. This series sounds like fun. Eve always makes the best guys. I loved her shifters and will check this alien soon. Nice review.

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    1. They're bloodthirsty and that's just the way their ladies like them!

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  5. I love this series, The Alien Abductions is what hooked me on Eve Langlais

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    1. It's hard NOT to like these grumpy purple dudes! <3 <3 <3

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