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Date read: July 28, 2025
Vandalar Concubines
1. Sign Here for Horns
2. Never Cuff an Alien
3. Turn Left for Stars
4. Swipe Right for Husband
5. Press Pound for Refund - Kindle
V.K. Ludwig
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Synopsis (Goodreads):
I crash-landed with a strange alien on an even stranger planet.Thoughts on Press Pound for Refund: Oh, yeah. A quick and sex-ay story about a master saikh who's realized he's spent the last twenty years teaching his students how to excel in the art of pleasuring a female and hasn't taken the time to attempt to attract one of his own. Fortunately, Earth women are MORE than willing to let him try to hand at adoring them. So Jero is heading to Earth to get himself a lady.
Our escape pod is busted, the food sucks, and the weather in this place is even worse. The kicker? The alien I crashed with says he knows two million ways to please a woman—but not how to make fire, hunt us food, or get us off this planet. Looks like I'm going to die out here. Preferably post-coital...
Things do not go as planned however. A shipboard fire has him squeezing into an escape pod with Dani and a series of unfortunate occurrences has them crash landing on an unknown planet. Dani knows a little about survival and she's more then willing to let Jero practice his lady-loving skills on her (for research. Probably.), but Jero is...not unwilling, but he wants more than a quick hook up. He wants the real deal with Dani. Even though he has a potential partner waiting to meet him back on Earth. And Dani isn't interested in long term.
Let's just say that these two have a few speedbumps they need to navigate over. Plus, you know, the whole getting off this unknown planet thing. Oh, and hopefully they won't get washed away in a freak rainstorm. You know, for a short story, there was a lot going on. *thumbs up*
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