Sign Here for Horns by V.K. Ludwig [Review]

Sign Here for Horns (Vandalar Concubines #1) by V.K. Ludwig
Format: ebook
Source: borrowed through Kindle Unlimited 
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Date read:  October 19, 2020

Vandalar Concubines
1. Sign Here for Horns - Paperback | Kindle
2. Never Cuff an Alien
3. Turn Left for Stars
4. Swipe Right for Husband

V.K. Ludwig
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Synopsis (Goodreads):

I accidentally bought myself an alien concubine.

Thirty-one, recently divorced, and behind on the mortgage for my farm, I scrape my last savings together and buy myself a farmhand.

That big, horned alien I end up with? He’s a Vandalar saikh, a male concubine, and he wants to plow more than just my fields.

Guess I should have read the fine print of the purchase contract better because the trader refuses to take him back. Now I’m stuck with weed-infested fields, red letters from the bank, and a guy who says he studied one million ways to please a female. (His words, it’s not like I’m going to count…)

Sign Here for Horns is the first book in this interconnected alien romantic comedy series, featuring concubines trained to cook, clean, and something that rhymes with buck.

Thoughts on Sign Here for Horns: A down on her luck human (one of only a handful on the planet) needs some muscle so she doesn't lose her farm. What does she get? A sexy hunk of an alien who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty. And who has a very VERY soft heart when it comes down to it.

Lilly is just trying to make things work and stand on her own two feet after her husband up and bailed on her and left her with a floundering farm on a distant planet. She's desperate, heartsore, and she's only looking for someone to help her around the farm. Or so she thinks.

Jax is defective by his people's standards. The good news is his defect doesn't bother Lilly in the least. The bad news? She's not looking for a trained concubine and he's pinning his own desperate hopes on being kept by her. Hopes which he's pretty certain are going to be shot down. Probably.

These two have a bit of a bumpy road until things smooth out. As you would expect. But Jax ends up finding a place that makes him happy and Lilly learns that there are still honorable men in the big, bad universe who won't leave a lady high and dry at the worst possible time. GOOD STUFF!