Things I've learned from... reading monster erotica!

I feel like I need to preface this a bit.

It shouldn't be a secret that I love monster erotica. From the silly ones to the SERIOUS juggernauts that give their all to the monster erotica genre, I just find them FUN. To celebrate this, I'd like to share with you the things I've learned in my monster erotica readings.

Tread carefully, my lovelies...

1. Monsters are notoriously well-hung. Sometimes to the point the female being serviced by it/them are in danger of injury.
2. A lone woman on an expedition to an exotic locale pretty much guarantees she will garner the attentions of a monster of some kind. Often, it's a group of monsters who want to impregnate and/or sex her up until she can't walk straight.
3. Said lone woman might initially fight the feelings of arousal or lust the monsters kindle in her, but she eventually succumbs to their monster-y demands.
4. Space tentacles are unparalleled explorers who will leave no hole unplundered.
5. Monsters are excessively horny.
6. All monsters like to be in charge during the sexin'.
7. Werewolves are territorial. Once they've found "the one", no other monster can touch her (or him)...
8. ...except when it's a werewolf orgy. Then, all bets are off.
9. The best tentacles come in every size and shape imaginable. The rare ones can change their size and shape according to need.
10. If you come across a labyrinth/maze in the middle of nowhere, chances are high you'll find an oversexed, VERY horny minotaur at its center.

There you go, my brave ones! Nothing says lovin' like monster-y goodness!