Saturday, October 17, 2015
Discussion Post: Happy Birthday To Me!
Today's my birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
Now, go be nice to people. That's right, I'm looking at you! ALL OF YOU! Shower some unexpected love on someone who you wouldn't normally shower with.
Lube yourself up and penetrate the universe with your good vibes.
Thrust out a hand and make someone feel good.
God, you guys are pervy! (or maybe I'm reading too much into my own post. LOLOLOL. THAT COULD TOTALLY BE TRUE!)
HOT DAMN! IT'S GOOD TO BE THE QUEEN!
Even if it's only for a day.