Saturday, November 17, 2012

Amanda and Kelly review: Sex in the Vibrator Store by Trinity Lee


Sex in the Vibrator Store by Trinity Lee
Synopsis (Amazon):
Alone and horny in Amsterdam, there was only one solution when my vibrator gave up the ghost - go and buy a new one. After all, there were plenty of shops in the Red Light District that sold them. But what I hadn't expected was a hands-on demonstration of the product from the very hot guy who worked in the store.
Our Thoughts:
Kelly: Well... the title of this story doesn't lie. There is sex! It is in the vibrator store!

Amanda: And more than that: the vibrator is USED. Errr... they use it. Not that it's not-new. Shop clerk guy opens up a brand new vibrator for the back room fun.

Kelly: Hahahaha! I like that you had to clarify that!

I think the thing that I enjoyed the most here is that it seemed like she (did the girly have a name? I don't remember.) couldn't seem to get off without some form of outside penetration/stimulation. When her vibe breaks, she immediately reaches for her massaging shower head!

Amanda: You know, shower heads are very good vibrator substitutes. But... yeah. What's wrong with hands? Of course, it wouldn't be much of a story if she was able/wanted to get herself off with her own hands.

Kelly: True. However, I don't think it was the TRAGEDY that she made it out to be. "Oh, noes! My vibe is broken and I don't want to get wet in the shower every time I need to frantically masturbate! WOE WOE WOE!" *rolls eyes* Anywho... What did you think about how she got flustered in the sex shop even though she was all cocky and shit before hand?

Amanda: It certainly was an interesting time to display embarrassment. However, it did end up giving her a chance to accidentally point to double penetrating vibes. And it gave shop clerk guy a chance to not be creepy and to lead her to what she REALLY WANTS.

Kelly: Rawr! She certainly did want his oversized staff, didn't she? What does it say about me when I keep having a hard time envisioning how all the sexing is going down? Were they 69-ing? Was she facing him? Facing away? I have confusion!

Amanda: I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM. I decided that they were 69-ing. She was giving him a blowjob and he was doing something down there. I don't remember. Tonguing? Vibing? I have cold medicine fog.

Kelly: You know, instead of blaming it on your cold medicine, maybe we should consider that the author wasn't quite as clear as she could have been. Oh! OH! We can mark another story down under the "Surprise Anal Sex" category. Except it was more like Surprise Anal Vibing. Huh.

Amanda: Surprise Anal Penetration? What's our definition of sex? I think that is perhaps a better question.

Kelly: This is a good question. What do you think? When I'm reading these erotica books, I would classify it as penetration with an organic appendage that can find completion (that means that tentacles count!). Maybe we could start a sub-category under Surprise Anal Sex for Surprise Anal Penetration. Dude. Seriously. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW!

Amanda: I think penetration with a penile appendage. Otherwise you'd have to include fingers and tongues under the "penetration = sex" umbrella. It's like... a square is always a rectangle, but a rectangle is not a square, where the square is penile appendage penetration and the rectangle is penetration. I... wait. Does that make sense?

Kelly: How much cold medicine did you take? I think what you're saying is that Surprise Anal Penetration with a vibrator does not count towards our Surprise Anal Sex tally. Am I right?

Amanda: *blinks* *starts sliding down in my seat* *sits back up again* Not all penetration can be considered sex. I think that's what I'm saying. (So, yes. Surprise Anal Penetration with a vibrator =/= Surprise Anal Sex.)

Kelly: Sometime in the future when we're compiling our vast research on this subject, we're going to look back on this review and be SO PLEASED that we ironed out the details as to what constitutes Surprise Anal Sex. And then we'll think "Past Amanda and Past Kelly did all the heavy mental lifting. Good job, guys!"

Amanda: Past Amanda and Past Kelly are so good to us.


Sex in the Vibrator Store was a free Kindle download we picked up on 11/15/12.

8 comments:

  1. I think Clinton would approve of your distinction *wink*

    Amy

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  2. This title tells all!

    And how the bleep can anal penetration ever be a surprise??? lol

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    1. Well, according to these erotica books, it's ALWAYS a surprise! SURPRISE! I'M PLUNDERING YOUR BOOTY!

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  3. Ha! I still can't get past the title and synopsis. And the fact that you're keeping a surprise anal sex tally.

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    1. The surprise anal sex tally is getting quite lengthy. o.O

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