Saturday, November 17, 2012

Amanda and Kelly review: Taken By Tentacles While My Boyfriend Slept by CJ Smalls

Taken By Tentacles While My Boyfriend Slept by CJ Smalls
Synopsis (Amazon):
I’d already gone one round with my boyfriend, and the pleasant afterglow of my orgasm hadn’t even faded completely before the tentacles arrived, pushing into my mouth and my pussy without warning. It was impossible, and as they took me and moved within me in ways no human penis could, I was swept away until they lifted me up and suddenly went after my untouched ass. First anal sex was scary enough, but with a monster? It wasn’t like I had a choice. I couldn’t cry out for help, not with a tentacle pushing into my throat, and the other tentacles bound my body securely. All I could do was take whatever the tentacles gave me, including an intense and incomprehensible double penetration.

Warning: This ebook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity during an alien monster sex encounter. It includes rough sex, reluctant sex, tentacle sex, first anal sex, tentacle bondage, and double penetration. It is intended for mature readers who will not be offended by graphic depictions of sex acts between consenting adults.
Our Thoughts:
Kelly: Those tentacles were a little on the possessive side, weren't they?

Amanda: They were. They had to get the last thrust. Well, until they finished and then she woke Sam back up for another round.

Kelly: I'm not going to lie, I kinda dig the rough tentacle sex scenario here but... I seem to recall early on in the story that she woke up with her "sphincter gaping" from her erotic nightmares. I inferred from this that she had been anally penetrated previously. Yet...this was supposed to be her first time with the SURPRISE ANAL SEX!

Amanda: Something about having a "sphincter gaping" doesn't strike me as very sexy. So are we saying this doesn't qualify as Surprise Anal Sex either?

Kelly: Well, she seemed... uhh, she didn't really seem surprised by it, did she? More like "FILL ME UP!" and "I'll take two!"

Amanda: No. There was no surprise there. And yes! She definitely needed two. Two orifices filled. One just wasn't enough.

Kelly: She scored with multiple tentacles per orifice, too. At what point do all the tentacles just become a big, old tentacular gangbang?

Amanda: Is there a tentacle to orifice ratio, do you suppose? Two to one? Three to one?

Kelly: For it to be considered a gangbang? I'd say probably three to one. She was coming (heh!) mighty close to that, I think.

Amanda: Three to one in EVERY orifice or in at least one orifice? Because she did have three in her pussy. I think.

Kelly: Three per orifice, definitely. Heck, three in one orifice... Pfft. Anyone can do that. These tentacles want to OWN her and she wants to be owned by them.

Amanda: But then there was the threesome in her future. I wonder how that compares to the tentacles.

Kelly: More to the point, how will the tentacles react to that? Will they add a fourth tentacle to her pussy? I mean... how else can they take her?

Amanda: Maybe they'll add one more tentacle for each orifice. They're kind of limited in their ability to show possession over her orifices.

Kelly: Or they'll take her man-friends and make it a real orgy.

Amanda: Now you're talking! Then we'd get some real surprise anal sex.

Kelly: Bwahahahaha! Oh, tentacles! You make the surprise anal sex so FUN!

Taken By Tentacles While My Boyfriend Slept was a free Kindle download we picked up on 11/05/12.


  1. A gaping sphincter? Sounds ... painful? Definitely not sexy!

    1. Yeah, it's not really on my list of phrases that inspire lust. Lol!

  2. Replies
    1. I was joking around with Amanda after our first GLA review and I told her that I was going to find some GOOOOOD tentacle erotica. It's kinda become our thing now.

    2. I totally forgot to put my wacky smiley face up there. It makes me laugh. :)

    3. Once you go tentacle, you don't go back. You'd understand this, Mandi, if you just gave tentacle erotica a shot. ;)