Thursday, October 2, 2014

Slaking the Giant Ground Sloth by Shauna Michaels [Review]

Slaking the Giant Ground Sloth by Shauna Michaels
Slaking the Giant Ground Sloth (Monstertantra Erotica #3) by Shauna Michaels
Format: ebook
Source: provided by the author for an honest review
Date read: April 22, 2014

Monstertantra Erotica
1. Snowed in with the Yeti
2. Taken by the Megalodon
3. Slaking the Giant Ground Sloth - Kindle

Shauna Michaels
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Synopsis (Goodreads):
Q: How does one slake a giant ground sloth?
A: Very slowly.

With his childhood friend and mentor Marquez as his guide, Gaspar must traipse through the rainforest and up the foot of the mountain to reach the Cave of Santiago, giant ground sloth and patron saint of the village, said to guard them against mammoths and saber-tooth cats. Along the way, he learns the truth of his task from Marquez, who is very eager to provide tutorage.

Will Gaspar pass his trial and become a man? Will he be brave enough to slake the beast?

Caution: this erotic M/M/Monster tale contains graphic depictions of Megatherium-on-man love and the explicit sexual education of a new adult. This erotic fiction is only for those 18 and older and giant-ground-sloth-curious. It’s Taken by the T-Rex after a big nap, Winnie the Pooh if Winnie were an extinct megafauna and Christopher Robin were a strapping gay grownup. All the sex depicted herein is visceral, hirsute, and well-endowed. Not for the close-minded.
Thoughts on Slaking the Giant Ground Sloth: Not going to lie, guys, this book had me at "Giant Ground Sloth." And "Slaking." But mostly the sloth part. Because the sloth is one of the great overlooked creatures who just wants some love. Or they need some love. Or something. I mean, either way, the sloth needs to get some. And Gaspar is just the one to give it to him.

In case you're wondering, the sloth isn't the only one to get a piece of Gaspar. Marquez gets all up in his business and shows him the wonders of man-love.

I think what I'm trying to say is there's a whole lot of lovin' going on here. Dude on dude, sloth on dude. Take your pick.

If you're looking for a little giant sloth action, this is the book for you. In fact, that whole caution in the blurb is pretty darn accurate. GRAB THE SLOTH BY THE BALLS AND SHOW HIM WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.

Or just read the book. Your call.

4 comments:

  1. That's funny, I don't think I'll ever read one of these but I'm always enjoying reading the reviews :)

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    1. These books certainly arn't for everyone, but the good ones can ROCK!

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  2. Holy shit. It's real. I'm freaked out. And look at the other books in the series! Ooooh myyyy.

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