For years, Trisha has searched for the perfect man. One who is taller than her and who would dominate her in the bedroom as well as sharing his heart with her.Hood is clan leader of his planet's military. His father, king of Zion, is a very dominate man, so it’s no wonder Hood does his father's bidding and helps St. Nick deliver Christmas presents to Earth.However, when Hood's mother poses as a sales clerk and convinces Trisha to buy a huge green dildo, Christmas takes on a whole new meaning. Trisha finds her lover, Hood gets his mate, and Christmas night turns into one full of erotic screams and sexy demands.Who would've thought a giant green dildo could bring Trisha the man of her dreams?My Thoughts: I was Twitter-dared to read this book by Amanda from On a Book Bender and Jacinda from The Reading Housewives of Indiana because we were all wondering about the giant green dildo. Apparently my reading tastes are more adventurous than theirs because I took that challenge and read this bad boy.
First off, it's short. Like, really short. Like, I finished it while watching an hour long episode of The Walking Dead live show. Due to the length of the story, there isn't a whole lot of plot or character development. Hood gets hoodwinked *snerk* into helping out on Christmas Eve, pops into Trisha's apartment to deliver her gifts and finds her naked and ready to pleasure herself with a GIANT GREEN DILDO. Being the gentleman that he is, he used his GIANT GREEN PARTS to pleasure her instead. On one hand, I wish there was more backstory, character development and ... umm... plot. On the other hand... GIANT GREEN DILDO! That really says it all.
I wasn't terribly impressed with this story, but neither did I think it was awful. The length made it difficult to get to know the characters or care about their issues. Now, if you're looking for some porn without plot, this will work perfectly. Or, you know, if you're looking for a GIANT GREEN DILDO, this is probably the place you want to be.
I really can't believe I just used the phrase "GIANT GREEN DILDO" as many times as I did.
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