Saturday, November 10, 2012

Amanda and Kelly review: Taken by Tentacles at the Beach by CJ Smalls

Taken by Tentacles at the Beach by CJ Smalls
Synopsis (Amazon):
Angela and Jason have been looking forward to Spring Break, and Angela in particular has looked forward to finding the little natural pool her friend Natalie says is perfect for a sexy and romantic getaway with her boyfriend. Sex on the beach is just what she’s looking for, and she’s not talking about the cocktail! There’s something about the little getaway that Natalie didn’t mention, though; and before long, Angela finds herself completely ravished by a tentacle monster intent on taking every one of her holes! It a double penetration extravaganza, and nothing will ever be the same for this sexy college girl!

Warning: This ebook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity during an alien monster sex encounter. It includes tentacle sex, reluctant sex, rough sex, anal sex, double penetration, and tentacle bondage. It is intended for mature readers who will not be offended by graphic depictions of sex acts between consenting adults.
Our Thoughts:
Amanda: It's a three way with a tentacled-creature!

Kelly: You know, one of the things I enjoy so much about these books is how accepting the characters are when things like three-way tentacle sex in a secluded pool spring up.

Amanda: It's all, "Hey, there are tentacles in my pussy. OH! It feels good! Keep going!" I doubt I would be so open. (Figuratively. If you're naked in a pool, you can't exactly close your orifices for business.)

Kelly: "Oh, hai, tentacles! Watching you assault my boyfriend is delicious and it makes me even hornier. This body is OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Do your worst, tentacles! Take me hard!"

Amanda: Did they really "take her hard" though? I feel like they were just all soft and rubbery and filled her up more than anything. And fill her up they did. Just up and up and up, like an octopus fitting itself into a soda bottle.

Kelly: Hmm... you may be right. How about they used her well? And have to admit, the octopus in a soda bottle mental picture isn't really sexy to me. o.O

Amanda: They did use her AND her boyfriend well. They were sticking their tentacles in all his orifices, too. And I'd have to agree. While the octopus in a soda bottle image was likely accurate (I say likely because 1. I've never seen it and 2. I've never seen a vagina be filled with tentacles, either), it didn't induce sexy shivers. Just shudders.

Kelly: I will admit to having a giggle at Jason's response to having his backdoor plundered by those naughty tentacles. "I won't be able to sit for a month. Is that what it feels like when I do it to you?"

Amanda: I thought it was very considerate of Jason to view it from his lady's perspective. That's a good boyfriend. And I think the tentacle experience really opened up his sexual horizons, if how he wanted to thank Natalie was any indication.

Kelly: Yes! I was thinking the same thing. I think there are a lot of guys out there who wouldn't take being penetrated with such good humor. He was like "Waz good! Want moar!" Oh, hey! Does this count as another instance of SURPRISE ANAL SEX?

Amanda: OMG! YES! This was actually double the surprise anal sex fun, since they both got it in the butt.

Kelly: Man, surprise anal sex is like the thing to do in erotica, isn't it? I would laugh my fool head off if we ever came across two people having a rational discourse on the ins and outs (heh) of anal sex BEFORE they plundered that booty! "I brought my own lube and I'm well versed in preparing my lady friends' nether hole before I take the plunge. I'd really like to share this beautiful experience with you." Ha!

Amanda: As the great and wise Kelly (that's you, FYI) once said: "If it's not surprise, it's not really anal."

Kelly: GOOD POINT! So, tentacle sex in a secluded grotto - did it work for you?

Amanda: I still feel a little squicked out about the octopus in a soda bottle.

Kelly: I think you just have to look at it from Angela's perspective - she was being filled to the brim and then some. And she liked it. SHE LIKED IT!

Taken by Tentacles at the Beach was a free Kindle download we picked up on 11/06/12.


  1. "Close your orifices for business." I roared at that one. And quite true, indeed. Ahhh, tentacle sex. I've watched a few tentacle hentai anime in my day. Very...interesting.

    1. Ah, tentacle sex, indeed. I think I corrupted Amanda with the first one we read. Every free one that pops up we're all "YES! LET'S READ IT!"

    2. Kelly, you corrupted me long before tentacle sex. (That just corrupted me even more than I already am.)

  2. Oh my. That soda bottle reference will stick with me for a while!