Saturday, September 15, 2012

Amanda and Kelly review: Tentacle Love by Suzanne Crawford


Tentacle Love (Alien Breeding and Impregnation Erotica) by Suzanne Crawford
Synopsis:
Camilla is taking a shower when she suddenly feels multiple loving arms enfold her -- and then begin to play with her, in every possible erotic spot, all at once.

Alien tentacles stimulate her mercilessly, until Camilla thrills to being bred by the alien.

Warning: This story contains multiple penetration, tentacle sex and impregnation fantasies. Adult readers only!
Our Thoughts:
Amanda: "You are now with child." Bwahahaha. That alien was very sure he had impregnated her.

Kelly: I liked this his seepage was described as "putrid". Yummy.

Amanda: And when he climaxes, his seepage comes out of all tentacles.

Kelly: So he could technically be fucking 7 women at once AND knock them all up! AT THE SAME TIME! WOW! I am duly impressed!

Amanda:  Wait. That would also mean that he has seven penises. I hope none of those seven women have a penis phobia. That would be awkward.

Kelly: In your vast penis research, did you ever come across a fear of multiple penises?

Amanda: I did not. There were two basic penis phobias: fear of penises and fear of erect penises. However. Considering these were tentacles, not strictly penises, I wonder if it would even matter.

Kelly: Valid point. So, was your first foray into tentacular alien sex everything you imagined it would be?

Amanda: That's a hard question to answer, Kelly. I generally like to reserve judgment on new experiences until I've had multiple ones (experiences, that is). I haven't been scared off, which is always a good sign.

Kelly:This is what I like to hear! I'll go start scouring the internet for our next alien tentacle sex adventure!

Amanda: I look forward to that, penile tentacle and all.



Tentacle Love was a free ARE download we picked up 09/08/12.

13 comments:

  1. I love these reviews! I enjoyed last weeks as well. I have to honest though, that book seems beyond creepy. Kudos to y'all for taking that adventure.

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    1. We are strong. And brave. With stomachs of iron. We are willing to battle mightily so that you don't have to read these. Or something.

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  2. "multiple one..." LOL!

    Tentacular sex FTW! Putrid seepage not so much.

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    1. Multiple experiences are important, Smash. Very, very important. They help you get a feel for the way things are done.

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    2. Smash: Tentacular sex wins on so many levels. Or... not. Lol!

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    3. Amanda: I think we can do better. I want a tentacle story that rocks my socks off. *goes off to look for a sock rockin' story*

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    4. I agree. We need a better tentacle sex story.

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    5. I have one that's really good but (a) it's kinda long, (b) it's not exactly tentacles (BUT CLOSE), and (c) it's not exactly published.

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  3. When you guys were talking about this on Twitter and pointed me to the website where you got this book, THIS IS THE ONE I hoped you guys would read! It just looked ... interesting.

    Can I just say 'ick' about the whole putrid thing? Ick.

    Meanwhile, aside from the above comment, I really have no words for this book. It just seems ... strange. Glad YOU guys read it.

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    1. Lol! Tentacles are an acquired taste. Err... wait. That sounds wrong.

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  4. Dear, sweet baby Jesus. Seven penises? (Or would that be peni?) I have a strange urge to read this book just so I can...no. On second thought, I can't even. You're much braver gals than me. Rock on, reader chicks!

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