Saturday, October 13, 2012

Amanda and Kelly review: Little Red Hood by Angela Black


Little Red Hood (An Erotic Fairy Tale) by Angela Black
Synopsis (Goodreads):
Something is stalking Red through the woods, an unseen silhouette that dances in the shadows and forces her on a harrowing path of self-realization and sacrifice. If she hopes to make it home alive, she needs to act quickly before everything unravels around her.

Warning: This eBook contains graphic violence, coarse language and sexual intercourse. Adults only.
Our Thoughts:
Kelly: *stares at you*

Amanda: At first I was going to be all, "Hey, you got a #NakedWerewolf!" but then... THERE WAS BARELY ANY SEX. I am very disappointed.

Kelly: I know. It looks like someone forgot to put the erotic in this erotica. *is sad*

Amanda: I was just thinking that the "erotic fairy tale" lacked erotica. I mean, more time was spent with Redding Hood getting turned on by the #NakedWerewolf than anything else. And then she was like, "Shut up and kiss me!" and tried to tackle him to the ground.

Kelly: The attempted tackling was kinda hilarious. Speaking of which, I had no idea that werewolves could fly. None! In all my years of concentrated werewolf research, never once has this come to light.

Amanda: He flew and then they rolled around all night. I would have thought that #NakedWerewolves would be a little more... fun than that.

Kelly: A little more dominant? A little rougher? A little more with the naked time?

Amanda: Yes to all of that. Were you satisfied with your #NakedWerewolf time?

Kelly: Not really. I feel like we were cheated out of some good wolfman fucking. My disappointment is crushing me.

Amanda: Do we need to read another book to get rid of your disappointment? Because I almost felt like this book was a teaser for more fucking. Foreplay, if you will.

Kelly: YES! Another book is needed. I need to cleanse my palate with some filth!

Amanda: And let's hope we get our filth quota with the next book.

Kelly: *crosses fingers*



Little Red Hood was a free Kindle download we picked up 10/02/12.

11 comments:

  1. Wait! HA. I say the same thing you do at the end. I think it's supposed to be "And let's hope we get our filth quota with the next book."

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    1. Oops. My cut and paste fingers weren't in sync. Lol! FIXED!

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    2. YAY! BTW, I think our next GLA needs to have more #NakedWerewolf filth.

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    3. I will never disagree when you say MOAR #NAKEDWEREWOLF FILTH!

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  2. LOL! Love you ladies, but what a let down! Red's hood didn't get much play. Boo.

    #FlyingNakedWerewolves FTW!

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    1. DANGIT! I wish I had used that play on words in the review. IT'S BRILLIANT! Red's hood! HAHAHAHAHA!

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  3. A werewolf who fly? No sex in an erotica? I'm just laughing so hard right now XD

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    1. It was a very disappointing story as far as the erotica went. BRING ON THE SEX!

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  4. Ha! Well, at least you learned more about werewolves! Maybe we'll see them flying through the air a little more? Though, maybe he should've spent less time flying and more time sexing Red up.

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    1. He did sex her up, he just didn't do it graphically. I WANT GRAPHIC SEX IN MY DIRTY WEREWOLF STORIES!

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