A group of teenagers are out camping deep in the woods one night when Elsa decides to go for short walk to find somewhere private to relieve her arousal away from the group. However, it dawns on her that she is not as alone as she thought and tries to flee. She is quickly pursued and brought down by a handsome, naked man who proceeds to pin her to the ground. Her terror turns even worse as the beam of moonlight hits his skin, triggering a horrific transformation before ravaging her.Our Thoughts:
Kelly: TRAVEL VIBRATOR!
Amanda: SURPRISE ANAL SEX!
Kelly: That's the best kind, as I'm finding out. Plus... PLUS, He filled her with his "hot werewolf jizz". Nothing's beats hot werewolf jizz.
Amanda: I knooooooow. I'm also very impressed at her preparedness. Bringing a travel vibrator? Very smart. Not realizing it would make a lot of noise? Not so much. It's a VIBRATOR.
Kelly: I like that it was disguised as a pen. BRILLIANT! I wonder if it had a compass in it. I've been camping before. I wouldn't want to wander around at night without a way of finding my way back to the campsite.
Amanda: We could start our own line of vibrators, Kelly. JUST THINK OF IT! Travel size, easy to disguise, add on a compass, maybe low noise emissions... gold. It would be gold.
Kelly: OMG! What if we packaged them as part of our "Hands of a Lover" bra line??? Sexy bras and travel vibrators! The marketing practically writes itself! Anyway. Did you like how the chick (umm... did she have a name?) was quick to point out that she's not a lesbian but then she was fantasizing about having a little lesbian fun while being "ploughed" by a monster cock?
Amanda: I have no idea if she had a name or not. Really, there are only a few things we need to know about her: she gets turned on by monsters, she gets fucked by a werewolf, and she owns a travel vibrator. OH! And her clitoris throbs a lot. (And tingles. Lots of throbbing and tingling going on down there.) I guess she figured that if you're getting "ploughed" by a cock, it negates the lesbian action.
Kelly: Oh, naturally. Cock negates pussy. Uh-huh. Anywho. Getting turned on by monsters was her dirty little secret, wasn't it? I liked that her monster posters were her own form of porn. You have to respect a girl who knows what she wants.
Amanda: Getting turned on by monsters and watching her friends get fucked. She liked that, too. Stuck her hand between her legs with her cardigan thrown over her lap and everything.
Kelly: She was trying to be discreet. What would you have done in her position? Gone out to the forest for some marathon self-pleasuring? Oh, wait...
Amanda: Can I be honest? It took her a looooooooong time to get off. I was looking forward to multiple orgasms. I mean, when one says, "Full Moon Fuck" I expect a lot of fucking.
Kelly: Maybe her travel vibrator wasn't delivering. Or... yeah, I got nothing. She did get the surprise anal sex, though. You know, according to all these books, if it's not a surprise, it's not really anal.
Amanda: I think you may be onto something here, Kelly.
Kelly: And it may be in something. Oh, rim shot, please! Or rim job. Whatever gets you the surprise anal sexin'!